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Avoid negative sources, people, places, things and habits. Believe in yourself. Consider things from every angle. Don't give up and don't give in. Enjoy life today, yesterday is gone, tomorrow may never come. Family are hidden treasures, seek them and enjoy their riches. Give more than you planned to. Hang on to your dreams. Ignore those who try to discourage you. Just do it. Keep trying no matter how hard it seems, it will get easier. Love yourself first and most. Make it happen. Never lie, cheat or steal, always strike a fair deal. Open your eyes and see things as they really are. Practice makes perfect. Quitters never win and winners never quit. Read, study and learn about everything important in your life. Stop procrastinating. Take control of your own destiny. Understand yourself in order to better understand others. Visualize it. Want it more than anything. 'Excellerate' your efforts. You are unique and nothing can replace YOU. Zero in on your target and go for it!" Quiet your soul that you may hear and see and receive God's gifts Quiet your heart that you may treasure the time with those you love The whole idea of compassion is based on a keen awareness of the interdependence of all these living beings, which are all part of one another, and all involved in one another Until he extends his circle of compassion to include all living things, man will not himself find peace. People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. The ultimate weakness of violence is that it is a descending spiral, begetting the very thing it seeks to destroy. Instead of diminishing evil, it multiplies it. Thank you Elaine for sharing this with me Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~"Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall." Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. Money can't buy you happiness .. but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. I am opposed to millionaires... but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. Don't worry about avoiding temptation. . as you grow older, it will avoid you. Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty ... but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out. |