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Roni, Roni, Roni....
Pork Pie and Bacon Bits are
MUCH MORE like pets than
farm animals!
Any way, they
are only house guests at
Sandy's, after all.
At one time Pork Pie was MY
houseguest, but he and the
woman he was traveling with,
overstayed their welcome
and
after they left, I needed to
completely redecorate the
guest bedroom. The pig went
to stay with Sandy
for a
while --I don't know what
happened to his blonde
traveling companion, I guess
she went home to
the hills
-- Then he went to Desiree's
for a very brief stay, but I
think he had an uneasy
feeling about his future,
if
he stayed with Desiree, so
he hurried on to England and
tried to stay at Pauline's
but Kelvin kept hunting for
the barbeque grill and he
left quickly for the south
to live with Moira in her
rose garden. She taught him
manners
and how to keep a
tidy living area.
(You could
say, she was the 'making' of
this particular pig.)

Soon, Bacon Bits made a play
for this sweet young man.
And since she was a
flirtatious and extremely
attractive little porker,
Pork Pie was IN
LOVE...
And
they set up housekeeping. It
was truly a match made in
heaven.... or in this case,
Moira's rose garden .
Many little piglets
ensued
and, except for occasional
attempts
to turn the pair
into BBQ (by certain people
who will remain un-named)
they have been very happy in
Australia.
Now you know "The Beginning
of the Story". LOL
Hugs, Carol
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